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julia. detroit. writing a Columbine zine because ____.

likes Rob Zombie movies, spree killers, cholera, and fruit cocktail.

HEY EVERYBODY!
THE ZINE’S HERE!!
The world’s first (and only!) Columbine-themed cookbook has arrived! Compiled from over three months of research, it’s better (and more accurate) than Cullen’s book! Featuring recipes passed down on the gritty dark side of the internet, culled from Littleton church cookbooks, and ferreted out of declassified documents, it follows Dylan and Eric from the Rebel Missions to NBK and beyond. Recipes include everything from the infamous cini-minis to VoDKa sauce and cookies that’ll make you more friends than Chunky Chips Ahoy, all wrapped up in hundreds of photos, amusing interludes and kitchen advice from the boys themselves! 
And it’s only $2 (or whatever you wanna send, I’m really not picky). Hit up my inbox and we’ll get something worked out! 
LATER GUIZE~

HEY EVERYBODY!

THE ZINE’S HERE!!

The world’s first (and only!) Columbine-themed cookbook has arrived! Compiled from over three months of research, it’s better (and more accurate) than Cullen’s book! Featuring recipes passed down on the gritty dark side of the internet, culled from Littleton church cookbooks, and ferreted out of declassified documents, it follows Dylan and Eric from the Rebel Missions to NBK and beyond. Recipes include everything from the infamous cini-minis to VoDKa sauce and cookies that’ll make you more friends than Chunky Chips Ahoy, all wrapped up in hundreds of photos, amusing interludes and kitchen advice from the boys themselves!

And it’s only $2 (or whatever you wanna send, I’m really not picky). Hit up my inbox and we’ll get something worked out!

LATER GUIZE~

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    also a reminder i still have a stock of these from the slightly-ugly first printing and i’ll basically shower you in...
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    seriously get this shit it’s awesome you will not regret it
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    “Why didn’t anyone blame Burger King Cini Minis?”
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